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Yeah, not so much. Sorry.

The web page you requested does not exist. If you think you reached this page in error you should continue to reload it until something else appears.

For less than the price of a cup of coffee...

$5. That's all it takes. It's a fast food lunch, minus the nausea.

PayPal demands a tracking pixel...? Seriously?

Because naked's just not your look.

I sent a Brazilian to Detroit and all I got was this t-shirt.

First you send the money. Then you get the clothing. Then you get the women.

Or the men.

Whatever. It's all good.