Because naked's just not your look.
First you send the money. Then you get the clothing. Then you get the women.
Or the men.
Whatever. It's all good.

Herm gets to meet Darren Helm after the 6-2 stompdown of the Minnesota Wild, and receives a stick, and gets his jersey signed.
(WXYZ) - It was a dream come true for a very special hockey fan from South America. He loves the Red Wings, but never imagined he'd ever be able to come to the Joe Lewis Arena. Until some online friends chipped in and paid for him to make the journey.
Check out this clip from FOX 2. Yup. Herm is officially Primetime.
Fox Sports Detroit's Trevor Thompson covers the Herm2Hockeytown during the pre-game show.
Make sure to get your official H2H/A2Y swag NOW! T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and even thongs. Everything you could ever need.
Meet Herm. Herm lives in Brazil. But thanks to you, he'll be in Detroit this Friday, attending his first Red Wings game. His first hockey game. He passed along this message to share with everyone who helped make H2H a reality.
Note from Gabe: With H2H coming up on the $1,000 raised mark, we figured it would be a perfect time to step back and reflect on the cool swag being donated to the effort.
Like Chris Osgood? Henrik Zetterberg? Johan Franzen? With every $5 donation, you have the chance to win an item signed by one of them!
Make sure to check out the awesome new prizes that we're offering as part of a drawing for those who donate to Children's Hospital of Michigan.
Regular readers of The Production Line are already aware of Michael Petrella's affection for Todd Bertuzzi and as Chris Hollis lives to poke fun at this, the "Twitter for Tuzzi" campaign was born.
$5. That's all it takes. It's a fast food lunch, minus the nausea.
First you send the money. Then you get the clothing. Then you get the women.
Or the men.
Whatever. It's all good.