Because naked's just not your look.
First you send the money. Then you get the clothing. Then you get the women.
Or the men.
Whatever. It's all good.

The Detroit Red Wings captured the moment that Herm got to meet his idol on video (via @DetroitRedWings):
And David Guralnick of the Detroit News also has few photos of Herm touring the Red Wings dressing room and meeting Helm.
$5. That's all it takes. It's a fast food lunch, minus the nausea.
First you send the money. Then you get the clothing. Then you get the women.
Or the men.
Whatever. It's all good.