Because naked's just not your look.
First you send the money. Then you get the clothing. Then you get the women.
Or the men.
Whatever. It's all good.

Who's your favorite Red Wing? Maybe it's the Wizard of Oz, the Mule, or the always dreamy Hank?
Just your luck then, because we've got pucks and photos signed by them to give away. Head over to the Donations page and put a penny (well, actually $5) in the coffer for a chance to win.
But wait! There's more!
There's also Tigers tickets up for grabs, a signed copy of Adrian Dater's book profiling the infamous March 26, 1997 game with the Red Wings vs the Avalanche, and a very cool hand drawn pencil sketch of #19, The Captain, by Zac MacRostie.
Remember, your donations go straight to the Children's Hospital of Michigan and their Child Life Services fund.
$5. That's all it takes. It's a fast food lunch, minus the nausea.
First you send the money. Then you get the clothing. Then you get the women.
Or the men.
Whatever. It's all good.